the weekly joke:





Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.







this joke was from http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/362.html

Once upon a time there was a hippo by the name of bob. Bob had lots of fun it the lake with the fish. One day bob was floating along the bottom of the lake when he ran into four furry legs which jumped in surprise. Bob fallowed the legs up to a furry neck then a furry head. Bob said,
“hello, I’m bob who are you” the furry head said, “hello, I’m Jim the moose”.


Bob and jim spent most of their time in the lake together and had a fabulous time.





click the adress below to see a carrtoon i madehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5fNQnWb1jY

if you are asked "what's up?" either answer "the sky" or "the ceiling" depending if you are inside or not.

if you are sick of someone sending you e-mails copy and past something from this site wikipedia.com.

if you need to get into a place that requires identification and you don't have the right kind. Take a friend with you. When you go by the identifier you say "it's okay he's/she's with me."(that one pretty old so it might not work)

if you want some one to go away talk about "the little old man named Larry that lives in your shoe".

more tips will come...

i am sorry that i mispelled some words. me and spelling don't get together often enough.



thanx,
jake

At one point in time there was a man that wondered why he was small…in the end he concluded the he really didn’t care enough to actually look up his genetics and find the correct gene.
The end

“Pillowslip!” showed the fellow in the green T-shirt with the capitol letter B on it. Stupid game, Kill-the-kid-with-a-monkey. Which involves buying several small faces at discount price and whacking anyone who looks like the might be in ownership of a monkey. The place in which this game is played (and I am in, oh reader) is Smigle. Smigle is not a town nor a country but the only world besides us (earth) that has not discovered the sentient universe around it. Now to our character, bill smith(very original name) who is being beaten with discount faces, bill is an average Smiglian in that he works his rear off for the better part of a day so his friends are impressed.
Faces are obviously used for plastic surgery most of the time and are sold at Wickenbaster’s for only four yellow squares of carpet (the currency of Smigle). Wickenbaster’s is most like are (earth’s) Walgreens.